The Official Whistle Tip Webpage

Real Ultimate Power

Hi, this site is all about whistle tips, REAL WHISTLE TIPS.  This site is awesome.    My name is Bub Rub and I can't stop thinking about whistle tips.  These tips are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1.    Whistle Tips are not mammals; They are the latest. rage. for kids.

2.    Whistle Tips Woo WoOO ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of whistle tips is for decorations, dats just for decorations.

Weapons and gear:

Whistler Tip                                      Sweet Ride   

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Testimonial:

Whistle Tips can Woo WOO anytime they want!  Whisle Tips make noise ALL the time and don't even think twice about it.  These tips are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time.  I heard that there was this whistle tip who was eating breakfast at a diner.  And when some dude dropped a spoon the whistle tip Woo WOO'd the whole town.  My friend Mark said that he saw a whistle tip totally run a stopsign just for decorations.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that whistle tips have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will wake you up in the morning!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  

Whistle Tips are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  These tips are totally awesome and that's a fact.  Whistle Tips are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.  I can't wait to move to Oakland next year.  I love whistle tips with all of my body (including my pee pee).    

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about whistle tips?

A: Whistle tips are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they go Woo WOO, but on the other hand, whistle tips are just for decorations.

Q: I heard that whistle tips are always loud and obnoxious.  What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  It's only in the morning when they should be up cooking breakfast for someone.  It's like an alarm clock, Woo WOO!!!

Q: What do whistle tips do when they're not going Woo WOO or flipping out?

A: Most of their free time is spent eating breakfast, but sometime they fly.  (Ask Lil Sis if you don't believe me.)

This is a picture of my best friend Lil Sis showing off.

She's had whistle tips much longer than me and is almost done with parole,

which is bragable.

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